赤月 发表于 2008-12-10 22:54:30

[转帖]50条牛人签名!~~~

<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你让我滚,我滚了。你让我回来,对不起,滚远</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;流氓不可怕,就怕流氓有文化……&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;走牛B的路,让傻B去说吧!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;开车无难事,只怕有新人!</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;6.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;矿难在检讨中继续,楼价在控制中上升!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;7.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;XP不发威,你当我是DOS啊!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;8.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;英雄不问出路,流氓不看岁数!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;9.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;好好活着,因为我们会死很久!!!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;10.&nbsp;&nbsp;人又不聪明,还学人家秃顶!!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;11.&nbsp;&nbsp;没什么事不要找我,有事更不用找我&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;12.&nbsp;&nbsp;宁和明白人打一架,不跟sb说句话&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;13.&nbsp;&nbsp;再牛b的肖邦,也弹不出老子的悲伤!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;14.&nbsp;&nbsp;只要锄头舞的好,那有墙角挖不倒?&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;15.&nbsp;&nbsp;连广告也信,读书读傻了吧!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;16.&nbsp;&nbsp;要在江湖混,最好是光棍!!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;17.&nbsp;&nbsp;不要和我比懒,我懒得和你比。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;19.&nbsp;&nbsp;早上长睡不起;晚上视睡如归!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;21.&nbsp;&nbsp;女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;22.&nbsp;&nbsp;秃驴,敢跟贫道抢师太?&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;23.&nbsp;&nbsp;犯贱是普遍真理,你我只是其中之一&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;24.&nbsp;&nbsp;唯女人与英语难过也,唯老婆与工作难找也!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;25.&nbsp;&nbsp;赚别人的钱,让贫穷见鬼去吧。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>

赤月 发表于 2008-12-10 22:56:21

<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>26.&nbsp;&nbsp;就算是believe 中间也藏了一个lie&nbsp; </strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;27.&nbsp;&nbsp;钱不是问题,问题是没钱!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;30.&nbsp;&nbsp;怀才就像怀孕,时间久了才能让人看出来。</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;31.&nbsp;&nbsp;今天心情不好.我只有四句话想说.包括这句和前面的两句.我的话说完了&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;32.&nbsp;&nbsp;人不能在一棵树上吊死,要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;33.&nbsp;&nbsp;走别人的路,让别人走投无路&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;34.&nbsp;&nbsp;思想有多远,你就给我滚多远&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;35.&nbsp;&nbsp;驴是的念来过倒&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;36.&nbsp;&nbsp;上Google上百度一下。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;37.&nbsp;&nbsp;你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死?我会闭上眼睛的。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;38.&nbsp;&nbsp;请你以后不要在我面前说英文了,OK?</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;39.&nbsp;&nbsp;好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;40.&nbsp;&nbsp;一觉醒来,天都黑了。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;41.&nbsp;&nbsp;钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;42.&nbsp;&nbsp;不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊?&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;43.&nbsp;&nbsp;问君能有几多愁,恰似一群太监上青楼&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;44.&nbsp;&nbsp;钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;45.&nbsp;&nbsp;我允许你走进我的世界,但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;46.&nbsp;&nbsp;人怕出名猪怕壮,男怕没钱女怕胖。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;47.&nbsp;&nbsp;珍惜生活——上帝还让你活着,就肯定有他的安排。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;48.&nbsp;&nbsp;工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班,领着别人的工资。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;49.&nbsp;&nbsp;爱情就像便便,水一冲就再也回不来了~爱情就像便便,来了之后挡也挡不住~爱情就像便便,每次都一样又不太一样~爱情就像便便,有时努力了很久却只是个屁!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;50、过去流氓在深山,现在流氓在公安 </strong></font></p>
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btyyl 发表于 2009-1-4 21:41:23

<strong><font color="#666699" size="3">流氓会武术,谁也当不住</font></strong>
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