[转帖]50条牛人签名!~~~

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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化……&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;走牛B的路，让傻B去说吧！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;开车无难事，只怕有新人！</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;6.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;矿难在检讨中继续，楼价在控制中上升！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;7.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;XP不发威，你当我是DOS啊！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;8.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;9.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;好好活着，因为我们会死很久!!!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;10.&nbsp;&nbsp;人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;11.&nbsp;&nbsp;没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;12.&nbsp;&nbsp;宁和明白人打一架，不跟sb说句话&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;13.&nbsp;&nbsp;再牛b的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;14.&nbsp;&nbsp;只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;15.&nbsp;&nbsp;连广告也信，读书读傻了吧！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;16.&nbsp;&nbsp;要在江湖混，最好是光棍！！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;17.&nbsp;&nbsp;不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;19.&nbsp;&nbsp;早上长睡不起；晚上视睡如归!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;21.&nbsp;&nbsp;女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;22.&nbsp;&nbsp;秃驴，敢跟贫道抢师太?&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;23.&nbsp;&nbsp;犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;24.&nbsp;&nbsp;唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也!&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;25.&nbsp;&nbsp;赚别人的钱，让贫穷见鬼去吧。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>

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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>26.&nbsp;&nbsp;就算是believe　中间也藏了一个lie&nbsp; </strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;27.&nbsp;&nbsp;钱不是问题，问题是没钱！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;30.&nbsp;&nbsp;怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;31.&nbsp;&nbsp;今天心情不好.我只有四句话想说.包括这句和前面的两句.我的话说完了&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;32.&nbsp;&nbsp;人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;33.&nbsp;&nbsp;走别人的路,让别人走投无路&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;34.&nbsp;&nbsp;思想有多远，你就给我滚多远&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;35.&nbsp;&nbsp;驴是的念来过倒&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;36.&nbsp;&nbsp;上Google上百度一下。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;37.&nbsp;&nbsp;你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死？我会闭上眼睛的。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;38.&nbsp;&nbsp;请你以后不要在我面前说英文了，OK？</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;39.&nbsp;&nbsp;好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;40.&nbsp;&nbsp;一觉醒来，天都黑了。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;41.&nbsp;&nbsp;钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;42.&nbsp;&nbsp;不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;43.&nbsp;&nbsp;问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;44.&nbsp;&nbsp;钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;45.&nbsp;&nbsp;我允许你走进我的世界，但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;46.&nbsp;&nbsp;人怕出名猪怕壮，男怕没钱女怕胖。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;47.&nbsp;&nbsp;珍惜生活——上帝还让你活着，就肯定有他的安排。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;48.&nbsp;&nbsp;工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班，领着别人的工资。&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;49.&nbsp;&nbsp;爱情就像便便，水一冲就再也回不来了~爱情就像便便，来了之后挡也挡不住~爱情就像便便，每次都一样又不太一样~爱情就像便便，有时努力了很久却只是个屁！&nbsp;</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#666699" size="3"><strong>&nbsp;50、过去流氓在深山，现在流氓在公安 </strong></font></p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2008-12-10 22:56:54编辑过]

btyyl

<strong><font color="#666699" size="3">流氓会武术,谁也当不住</font></strong>